N. Likes, Author at My Dissolute Life

An apology

I’m sorry. I never intended to insert myself so fully in your imagination that you would not be able to[…]

I write rough. I write about “fucking faces,” and so on. But I’ve come to notice that there’s a distance[…]

Until recently, there simply was no feature-length porn I liked. No porn actresses I found myself attracted to. I’m a[…]

You walk in, trying to look calm. Your flight was delayed. You had worried you would miss me altogether, that[…]

They waited, wordlessly. The line moved slowly, but finally, finally, they were next. She looked up at him, as if[…]

They have even more curves than your body. Starting at the left, the lip ascends gradually then more quickly, then[…]

Here’s something sad: I’m not attracted to fat chicks. I wish I were. I like a lot of fat people.[…]

Liza, the author of the awesome, always-hot, Always Each Other, generously gave me the TMI award. Liza writes the hottest[…]

I know you do, because you’ve told me so. You’ve sent me texts, you’ve sent me emails. Pictures, audio files.[…]

I want you to lie before me. I want you to open the top button of your jeans, no more.[…]