April 2016

I know a creepy amount about my readers.

This date isn’t quite as safe as the others….

I like to watch….

How wet will this make you?

As much fun as you can have with your clothes on.

Sex makes dates hot. But sex is not what makes dates hot.

Somehow, when I see a wedding or engagement ring on an attractive woman, I make a lot of assumptions about her.

I don’t think it’s a mark of optimism to have a glass that’s only half full. Mine isn’t.

A somewhat detailed description of how I get myself off. And, a picture of my cock. (A first!)

I wish there were more porn that I liked.