Month
April 2014
26 posts
Morality
Read moreMy ethical compass spins differently depending on the woman, the situation, the lies being told and to whom — and I’m not going to pretend otherwise.
Farrah fawcett is so conceited
Read moreI wrote Belle Knox a nice letter, and she never wrote back. Steve Martin knows exactly how I feel.
What are you wearing?
Read moreA simple request, really.
Thirty more minutes
Read moreI want thirty more minutes of her time, and I know exactly how I want her to spend them.
“you should wear stockings.”
Read moreSometimes a GIF is so fucking hot you have to break your own rules. Twice.
Another thirty minutes
Read moreFive minutes at a time, five times over, no coming. I like to be precise in my instructions.
On understanding myself as arrogant
Read moreI’ve never thought of myself as arrogant. Turns out, not everyone agrees.
Sofia’s ass
Read moreThirty minutes with Sofia, and I know exactly how I want each one spent.
Dear belle knox
Read moreA fan letter to a porn star I admire — for her work, yes, but even more for her words.
Narcissism, from a different angle
Read moreA Playboy mention, some flattering analytics, and a meditation on what happens when strangers actually stick around.