It’s not sex, but I thought, as a public service, I might offer translations of Breitbart headlines for those of you unfamiliar with them.
Read moreMonth: June 2017
The waitress
A sexy waitress compliments me, and I find myself utterly tongue-tied.
Read moreReassurance
Am I who I say I am? How could you possibly be sure?
Read moreLooking at you
Open your thighs for me.
Read moreYour tongue, my cock
Please suck my cock while I read.
Read moreMay I watch?
Come for me, please. I want to watch.
Read moreI love to eat pussy
I really love to eat pussy. A lot. Seriously. 😉
Read moreLipstick and soles
Why does her lipstick match the soles of her shoes?
Read moreTouch
Psychic memory, and your hands on my body.
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My white privilege
They weren’t able to make their phones work. I might well have had sixteen outstanding warrants. They asked me. I said, “No.”
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