My Dissolute Life

Catalog of disappointment

I’m a master at conjuring disappointment. First, a memory. Really, a memory of a memory. I use women, over and[…]

Another in a series of posts on things I learned in my recent Sapphic Soiree.

An HR briefing for my new intern

My new slutty admin needs a work plan.

To whom would you send a gallon of cow shit?

Metropolitan Diary: complexity

Time to sell your Tesla?

Things get off to a great start.

Preparations begin in earnest.

I thought when I pierced my ear that everything would change.