Dating

I used Perplexity and Claude Code to build a locally served website that curates and presents lingerie options from sites like Intimissimi — solving my frustration with e-commerce UX while shopping for a new stretching partner.

I’ve dated several beautiful, intelligent women recently but can’t muster a physical response. With Tina, whose voice is catnip, the problem is she’s not submissive — when I asked her to wear something green and she deflected, every alarm bell went off, and now, shamefully, I want to run.

Reviewing French Fries, or, the ridiculous power of AI. Or, I’m totally obsessional.

Meeting women has changed dramatically over the last 15 years — from mass-swiping Tinder to the blog attracting partners organically — and now all avenues have dried up.

I’ve known V since 2011. We aren’t in touch, and I haz a sad.

For years, my dating life was defined by dominance and submission. Now, I’m experimenting with dating women who aren’t arriving with that expectation—this has not been my world, really, ever. I’ve already had a couple of missteps. With these grown-ass women? I’ve been presumptuous, demanding, and narcissistic.

Packing instructions, wardrobe requirements, and a shopping itinerary for Serena’s visit.

Sometimes a quick date can be fun.

Polina’s panties.

I’m good at many things. My fingers are talented. My tongue is talented. Serena collected all that. I’m not, however, very mechanical.