October 2014

A quiz, with correct and incorrect answers.

Little girls in princess dresses saying “fuck” for feminism. Glenn Beck hates it, which is reason enough to love it.

I’ve been writing a lot lately — just not here.

A woman on the subway, described in obsessive, reverent detail.

A little numerical navel-gazing as I approach a milestone.

A headline with more entendres than it knows what to do with.

Parenting is complicated. Here’s one conversation I had with my son, about cops.

I’m not proud of this.

A portrait of a woman on the subway.

Three rejections in one day, and I went to a coffee shop instead of a massage parlor.