July 2014

What I mean by “responsive” isn’t what you think I mean.

My cock is hard, and what it wants might surprise you.

Two days of GoDaddy lying to me or being incompetent — and I still can’t tell which.

The woman who inspired this blog is having an affair again — just not with me, and not the honest kind.

Two haikus about hipsters. Spoiler: I want to fuck them.

Suspicious packages, furtive groping, and the politics of fear on a crowded train.

Luna wants me to tell her she’s the prettiest. I’d rather show her.

I’m back. Again. Maybe. Probably. We’ll see.

A strip club encounter with a dancer who spoke English, pulled hair on request, and had a heart-shaped ass. I was a perfect gentleman. Seriously.

A woman on the subway, seen with unearned precision.