February 2015

PornHub wants to save the planet, and I’m happy to do my part.

A sexy reader asks me about desire and arousal, and I have some thoughts.

A satisfied customer speaks.

Approval is my drug, and I’ve found a way to deal it to myself in public.

I ended things with someone today, which shows how I don’t use women. Then I posted about it here, which shows how maybe I do.

A fantasy I’d like to make real, involving a hotel bar, black dresses, boyshorts, and very specific instructions.

A reader asks a pointed question, and I try to give it the answer it deserves.

If you can’t spell all the letters in the word “you,” we won’t hit it off.

Emily’s young, she’s hot, and she’s convinced she’s bad at fucking. I’m not worried.

This is not a sub-tweet.