Altoids – no longer curiously strong
Not any more!
Read moreThinks I think about things
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Read moreI do not believe that Joe Biden will be the Democratic nominee.
Read moreEquinox is pretty, but the people suck. Crunch is functional, but often gross.
Read moreFunny things I’ve seen on Seeking.
Read moreI like Crunch. I like Equinox.
Read moreCharlotte and I eat oysters differently. And, she comes for me. Twice.
Read moreReading Lolita on vacation.
Read moreLoma toys are a MUCH better deal than Fleshlights.
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