Fuck toy
I will travel for you. You will give me precisely what I ask. We both will be enormously pleased.
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Month: July 2018
A wise woman
I’m a hungry ghost, desperately seeking certain feelings, desperately seeking to escape other feelings.
Read moreInitial tasks for a REAL assistant
I want you to be my assistant. To do all these things for me. Please.
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My magic virtual assistant
I’ve been trying out a virtual assistant, and I really like it. Read on….
Read moreRemembering camp
For several reasons, unrelated, I’ve been remembering my experiences of camp. I went to a generic all-boys YMCA camp on[…]
Read moreMessage to my friend
I really want to talk with you. You’re making it really hard. There are lots of ways to reach me.[…]
Read moreCommunicating with me
There are a lot of ways you can communicate with me. This is a tease – a bit of information as to how I interact with the apps you might use. In my NEXT post, I’ll tell you what I imagine you’re communicating to me with your choice. But in this post, it’s just a little bit of information about how I interact with the various apps on my phone.
Read moreAbercrombie and Fitch
A&F is the only vendor I’m aware of whose promotional emails don’t include an unsubscribe option. Fuck that shit.
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A question, and some answers
In which I’m asked by a woman how she might most effectively conjure a FWB or threesome…. Seriously. (Is it that hard for a woman? I’m really shocked.)
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