July 2018

I will travel for you. You will give me precisely what I ask. We both will be enormously pleased.

Boundaries can be fun. Liberating, even.

I’m a hungry ghost, desperately seeking certain feelings, desperately seeking to escape other feelings.

I want you to be my assistant. To do all these things for me. Please.

I’ve been trying out a virtual assistant, and I really like it. Read on….

For several reasons, unrelated, I’ve been remembering my experiences of camp. I went to a generic all-boys YMCA camp on a lake, in the woods. It was nominally Christian – we had chapel every Sunday, under the pines, in required…

I really want to talk with you. You’re making it really hard. There are lots of ways to reach me. I have none to reach you. Please. Figure it out.

There are a lot of ways you can communicate with me. This is a tease – a bit of information as to how I interact with the apps you might use. In my NEXT post, I’ll tell you what I imagine you’re communicating to me with your choice. But in this post, it’s just a little bit of information about how I interact with the various apps on my phone.

A&F is the only vendor I’m aware of whose promotional emails don’t include an unsubscribe option. Fuck that shit.

In which I’m asked by a woman how she might most effectively conjure a FWB or threesome…. Seriously. (Is it that hard for a woman? I’m really shocked.)