Masturbation

I know you’re barely awake – but when you touch yourself, I want every detail.

I asked, you answered, and I didn’t love the answer. I’m a toddler: if you’re masturbating, I want you thinking about me.

A terabyte of porn on my disk, thousands of women, and I’d still rather be hunting than looking.

I want infinite porn, and I mean infinite – and I think the moving on is the whole point.

Why is it so shameful to be caught masturbating?

Playing with a new industrial-powered masturbator….

And now? Hope does come for me.

I’ve always liked jerking off. Lately, I’ve been enjoying jerking off with sex toys.

The Fleshlight – a creepy plastic and silicone pussy replica – drains my cock.

The first in what I hope will be a series of posts on my experience with sex toys for straight men. (And not anal toys.)