Masturbation - My Dissolute Life

Sex toy review: BigShocked Trainer

Playing with a new industrial-powered masturbator….

And now? Hope does come for me.

I’ve always liked jerking off. Lately, I’ve been enjoying jerking off with sex toys.

The Fleshlight – a creepy plastic and silicone pussy replica – drains my cock.

The first in what I hope will be a series of posts on my experience with sex toys for straight men. (And not anal toys.)

You’ve read a bit about Sofia over the years. Stunningly beautiful, with curly hair and caramel skin, insanely sexy curves,[…]

Early masturbation fantasies.

Come for me, please. I want to watch.

In which you can find the answer to the age-old question, “What’s the relationship between sexual frequency and masturbation frequency?”

I compare my response to 13-year-olds to Donald Trump’s masturbatory use of a 10-year-old. No surprise: I like myself better than I like him.