Holly the supermodel
Like many supermodels, Holly has low self-esteem. She feeds off of praise, so here’s an honest, if praising, description of what I see when I look at her.
Read moreMonth: September 2016
A night with Isabel (hint: no sex)
I had high hopes for my date with Isabel. I planned to take her to a sumptuous sex party. Alas, it was not to be….
Read moreTwo Isabellas
In this amusing case of mistaken identity, I attempt to call a new Tinder crush, but instead, reach a hot woman from my distant past.
Read moreSpeaking the unspeakable (redux)
I went to a bar mitzvah and had thoughts I couldn’t un-have.
Read moreHow to give a handjob (or at least, how to give ME a handjob)
This is how I’d like you to touch my cock. Please.
Read more“I want to suck your cock”
There really is no more lovely sentence in the English language.
Read moreWanted: secretary
Want to help me out? Job description enclosed. Apply within.
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