September 2016

Like many supermodels, Holly has low self-esteem. She feeds off of praise, so here’s an honest, if praising, description of what I see when I look at her.

I had high hopes for my date with Isabel. I planned to take her to a sumptuous sex party. Alas, it was not to be….

In this amusing case of mistaken identity, I attempt to call a new Tinder crush, but instead, reach a hot woman from my distant past.

I went to a bar mitzvah and had thoughts I couldn’t un-have.

This is how I’d like you to touch my cock. Please.

Does marriage require deception? I like to imagine it doesn’t for me.

There really is no more lovely sentence in the English language.

Earworms….

You may not want to read about my politics, but every so often, I tell you.

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