N. Likes, Author at My Dissolute Life

“I really need to have sex as soon as possible”

When may I have 5 minutes of your time next?
5 minutes? Later tonight.

I don’t usually like green smoothies, but this time, I did! (Also: how I lost 40 pounds, gained back 35, and have lost 20. Plus, a spreadsheet!)

I had hoped Diana would make her pretty body available to me in person. But it was not to be. At least… not yet.

And now? Hope does come for me.

I hadn’t heard the sound of the cicadas this year, but finally, they have arrived.

Charlotte will come for me soon. I promise….

Hope comes to me (and, in part 2, will come for me….)

Instructions for two minutes standing before a mirror. And, eight minutes of audio of Charlotte edging for me!

Charlotte’s struggling to get me to allow her to come. She’ll get there. But she’s not there yet.

A distant buddy comes for me, and sends me a photo of her ass. But you don’t get to hear, or see. :-/