You?
Am I writing about you?
Read moreAndrew Cuomo is a venal, nasty piece of shit. Don’t be fooled. But enjoy this funny ode to him, nonetheless….
Read moreSame song, different day, AGAIN.
Read moreSame song, different day.
Read moreThis is a list of a few porn stars I like. Currently. With cute pictures of each of them.
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In which Marina gives me a tour of her bikinis.
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My “quarantine buddy.”
Read moreDo this for me today. Please.
Read moreThat’s all.
Read moreMy hunger is easily gratified. If not satisfied.
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