Or something like that….
- Obtain consent from a friend or colleague to record a conversation in which you a) describe your relationship with me to them, and b) answer any questions they may have. Share the recording with me.
- Choose one pair of panties that you can part with. Edge in them several times, so they smell well and truly of your cunt. Wear them for most of a day. In the evening – an evening when you have plans – remove them in the middle of your plans and find a way to leave them somewhere in public (not in a restroom) where they will be discovered. Where they are at least as likely to be found by a man as a woman. And leave them there, showing me, photographically, both a close-up and a wider-angle view, so I have a sense of the setting.
- Tell two strangers – one male, one female – about our relationship. Report back.
- Give me an hour of control of your (soon-to-arrive) remote control vibrator. Schedule that hour with me so we can video chat throughout.
- Give me another hour when we will not video chat, but you will record a steady stream of audio; I will simply exercise control, with no knowledge of your circumstances (other than that you will not be at home, or in private).
- Send me one porn clip that you find hot.
- Show me the next three things you encounter in your online existence that you find interesting. Could be hot. Could be not.
- Pick a context in which you find yourself frequently that features a large number of people. Show me the man and the woman you find most attractive. Or. If you’re not comfortable showing me, describe them, comprehensively.
- Pick twenty minutes when you can freely narrate your experiences, thoughts, in the world. Tell me what, who, you see. Describe in as much detail as you can – as if you’re on the phone, but recording a voice memo for me.
- Pick a day. Task yourself with taking ten super hot pictures of yourself throughout the day – all, in public.