Fivethirtyeight.com has a story about how many people reached orgasm during their most recent sexual encounter, and the sexual acts that were involved. It’s interesting. Most interesting to me? Sexual encounters in which women performed oral sex apparently produced more female orgasms than sexual encounters featuring “partner masturbation.” I wonder if this is because “partner masturbation” is defined broadly, as “masturbating with a partner, rubbing genitals together, dry sex, or humping.” Because gosh, you’d think that masturbating together would be a more sure-fire way for you to come than my feeding you my cock. But maybe I’m wrong?