Chat GPT vs. Claude vs. Bard vs. HeyPi

I’m loving AI, and I’m loving mage.space.

I put the following query to each of Chat GPT, Claude, Bard, and HeyPi today: “You are a screenwriter and a comedian. Suggest a few funny titles for porn movies.”

ChatGPT is the clear winner. HeyPi declined to participate most forthrightly and honestly, with a slightly creepy borderline-y ending. Claude was downright bullying and misleading and gaslighting. I’m giving it its own post because, damn…. But here are the others, for your amusement.

Bard:

Seems incorrect, but whatever.

HeyPi:

That little bit at the end, beginning “Feel free…” didn’t come until a few minutes after “I hope you’re not upset with me.” Like, it hoped it could get me back. Ew.

ChatGPT:

There’s so much good here, I can’t even…. What’s your favorite? Mine? I feel like 5, 6, 7, 9, and 10 all are just… well, awesome.