I don’t want to violate anyone’s privacy, but here are a few funny things I encountered, just this afternoon, in a few minutes’ idle (dissociative, manic) surfing on Seeking:
The structure of Seeking is this:
A name, a brief “tag line,” a profile photo, maybe some additional “public” photos, and possibly, a link to “private” photos, access to which might be provided upon request.
I’ll start just with those tag lines, some of which are hysterical. Here are a few – I offer a random selection – the first 20 or so that I am encountering at the moment – without comment:
- 💋Wanna be my loan? I come with interest ❌⭕️
- I swear I’m not mean
- Spoil me😈
- Newly Single, Passport Ready
- A woman can be a man’s best investment
- some sugar for some spice💫
- The girl you want to be w [sic]
- wish: graduate debt free
- Intellect/hedonism/playfulness
- Live up to who you are
- Travel- live- laugh-love- repeat
- Message to Serve Me.
- Baby Barbarella
- i promise im not underage
- If you can’t order a sofa for me don’t text me🙂
- Sugar daddies have always been my favorite candy
- I solemnly swear that I am up to no good
- What’s your dogs name?
- Networking, Chemistry, & Connection
- I’m here for good time & good wine
- Former model, current Stay At Home Daughter 🤍
- I am Japanese.
I’m not sure which my favorite is – I think it’s the “stay-at-home daughter” one. Or the “sofa” one. Or “underage.” Perhaps there will be more….