Dear sexy waitress

The woman showing you this thinks you’re hot.

I trust her judgement.

At a minimum, you should give her your number.

Maximally, you should look at my blog and decide if you’re interested in a threesome with her and me.

With hope, if also with doubt,


Postscript: this did not, actually, happen, because reasons.

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