Incredibly hot: sexy pictures with sexy words every hour for 12 hours.
Geometrically hotter: the same pictures and words, delivered every two hours for 24 hours.
Exponentially hotter: the very same pictures and words, every 3 hours for 36 hours.
Hottest, by far: organizing things so when you can’t feed me live, I’m still fed consistently in your absence, because you understand I miss you and long for you, and every minute I don’t have you hurts, and every gift you give me is treasured.