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Best. Fake. News. Ever.
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Read moreA morning orgasm, via text.
Read moreHow I feel about the prospect of advertising on mydissolutelife.com….
Read moreIf I don’t get what I want, it makes me angry. And when I get angry, I get rougher. Is it good for me to get in touch with my anger? You tell me….
Read moreQ. What are Donald Trump’s favorite showers?
A. Golden showers! (Obvs.)
I like when you send me pictures. I often ask for things, for replications of photo shoots, for assignments to be completed. This is the first in a series.
Read moreMy cock isn’t hard, but I can feel in it the hint of the excitement that is available to me as my excitement grows. Oh yeah – and, earthquakes.
Read moreI want to see your cunt. Well, not really. But here’s how I do want to see it. Give it to me, please, as I describe here. Thank you.
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