N. Likes, Author at My Dissolute Life

Epic bad date

In which the highlight of my evening is scoring an umbrella.

If you want to suck my cock, I think it’s fair to say that, at least for the moment, you may do so.

Being a sex blogger can be hard, but it’s rewarding, in often surprising and complicated ways.

I like discerning what I think I can from people’s faces.

Many thoughts. Few words. Plus, I forgot my computer charger.

It’s not sex, but I thought, as a public service, I might offer translations of Breitbart headlines for those of you unfamiliar with them.

A sexy waitress compliments me, and I find myself utterly tongue-tied.

Am I who I say I am? How could you possibly be sure?

Open your thighs for me.

Please suck my cock while I read.