My trainer told me this morning that Wednesday is “Steak and BJ Day.” I thought this was just between her kinky self and her kinky boyfriend. But then I learned this afternoon that, in fact, it’s a bona fide holiday. Or at least, as bona fide as any other holiday.
I’m pleased, and looking forward to celebrating!
All the cool people are having Pizza and Buttsex Day instead.
Don’t you try to steal my blowjob.