N. Likes, Author at My Dissolute Life

Craving

Hot girls wanted

Our national painkiller addiction epidemic is actually a pain epidemic.

As always, there’s little that’s sexier than imperfection.

Until very recently, I just didn’t understand what it meant when someone described an ass as “heart-shaped.”

Sometimes, I find it difficult to let go of a fantasy.

I’m halfway around the world, and have been for two weeks. But I’ll be back soon….

I do love when you send me your orgasms, hearing your hand slapping your cunt, hearing your mounting breathing, your[…]

Go see “Baby Driver.” You won’t regret it. Unless you can’t tolerate the movie’s abysmal sexual politics and “depictions” of women.

I love being touched. Unless you touch me wrong. In which case, I hate it.

In which the highlight of my evening is scoring an umbrella.