Feb 072012
 

Not sure how I feel about memes like this, but I’ll try this one, just ‘cause it’s at least a little raunchy.  It’s framed as multiple choice, but, in the immortal words from the Treasure of the Sierra Madre, and from Blazing Saddles, I don’t need no stinking multiple choice.  Don’t click through if you don’t want to learn relatively banal answers to relatively banal questions:

1. A friend is coming to have sex. There are 3 twin beds and an air mattress in the room. What do you do? (choose one)

Have sex on every available surface.

2. What is the oddest thing you have in your bedroom that someone would be surprised to find. Why is it there?

Definitely a sewing machine.  Fuck if I know.

3. What are your favorite sheets?

It never occurred to me to have favorite sheets.  I like sheets.

4. Do you sleep with sheets tucked in or out? Why?

Out.  Because they come untucked moments after I get in bed.

5. What is your usual bedtime? Why?

Around midnight.

5 [sic]. Do you sleep with closet door(s) shut or open? Bedroom door shut or open? Any particular reason why?

Ah, an age-old dispute between my wife and me….

6. Have you ever broken a bed or other furniture during sex?

Yes.  My last year of college, I had a streak of three consecutive broken futons with three different women.

7. What’s your favorite type of bed for sex?

I like beds for sex.

8. What do you sleep in?

Underwear, unless we’re kidless, in which case, nude.

Ok – I just finished this.  And it seems kinda lame.  Like, does anyone really want to know this stuff?  I don’t think so.  I mean, if it helps draw interested readers here, great, but I can’t imagine any of you really cares what time I go to bed.  So… sorry.

  9 Responses to “TMI”

  1. Nice job deviating from the multiple choice structure. And you're right – I doubt anyone really cares about the average set of TMI Tuesday questions. But we like the community aspect of memes like this, so whenever possible we try to answer in as smart-assed a fashion as possible.

  2. And this is why I prefer to do reader questions from time to time and avoid all memes.

  3. Yes, well – your awesome blog has a larger, more vocal, more curious readership than does mine. I want to answer questions, but want to answer more than I've been asked to date. For the most part, I try to anticipate the sorts of questions readers might have (in the absence of actual, asked questions). But then there's Jack's and Jill's point – that in fact there's a bit of community over in meme-land that's kind of nice, too….

  4. I almost never get questions unless I whore for them on Twitter. Some of them kind of suck, but some of them are thoughtful. I totally get the meme/community thing. I just decided I didn't want to become wedded to a schedule of topics that might not appeal on an ongoing basis. I do not mean to deride the community aspect at all.

  5. That was one of my New Year's resolutions: more whoring. I really should get on that. 😉

  6. I'm with Jack&Jill, I do it for the community feel… and every so once in awhile someone will answer a question that just tickles me the right way!I have to say, I'm not the biggest fan of answering questions though… I have more fun with pictorial memes, like Wanton Wednesday and Sinful Sunday…~Kazi xxx

  7. You know, images of women are just so much more… appealing… than pictures of men. Or rather, the audience for even hot pictures of hot men is so much more limited than that for pictures of women. Though I look good, and am capable of photographing well, I generally don't send my pictures to people who haven't specifically asked for them. Which makes the pictorial memes less welcoming to the likes of me. But I too like the community feel. I guess really what I long for is fewer questions that are more revealing….

  8. Hmmmn… in both the memes I mentioned, we have several males who participate, and their contributions are quite welcome! it breaks up the monotony of the female form LOL~Kazi xxx

  9. Maybe I'm selling myself, and my audience, short, but I live in a world where men's sending out chest and cock shots is less… welcome…. I don't want to impose that on anyone. Which gets back to what I said before – in general, I'm very comfortable sending hot shots of my ass, chest, cock, arms, etc., to those who ask. But much less so to those who don't. So I'll stick with non-visual memes.

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