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• My cock is hard

  July 29, 2014 · 1 min read

  My cock is hard, and what it wants might surprise you.

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  My cock

• @godaddy (and @godaddyhelp) sucks

  July 29, 2014 · 3 min read

  Two days of GoDaddy lying to me or being incompetent — and I still can’t tell which.

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• L is back

  July 29, 2014 · 2 min read

  The woman who inspired this blog is having an affair again — just not with me, and not the honest kind.

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• Hipsters – two haikus

  July 28, 2014 · 1 min read

  Two haikus about hipsters. Spoiler: I want to fuck them.

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• Warnings

  July 28, 2014 · 1 min read

  Suspicious packages, furtive groping, and the politics of fear on a crowded train.

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  Politics

• “bitches be crazy”

  July 25, 2014 · 2 min read

  Luna wants me to tell her she’s the prettiest. I’d rather show her.

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  Luna

• I haven’t been writing

  July 24, 2014 · 1 min read

  I’m back. Again. Maybe. Probably. We’ll see.

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  Writing

• Paean – strip club crush

  July 17, 2014 · 4 min read

  A strip club encounter with a dancer who spoke English, pulled hair on request, and had a heart-shaped ass. I was a perfect gentleman. Seriously.

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  Paean Strip clubs