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• Faking it, part 2

  May 28, 2014 · 2 min read

  The question isn’t whether the orgasms are real, but whether the sounds are performed — and whether that distinction even matters.

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  Musing
  Masturbation Meme Orgasm Orgasms Wicked Wednesday

• Faking it

  May 27, 2014 · 1 min read

  Have women been faking their orgasms for me? I’d never considered it. A snarky new interest has me wondering.

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  Luna Orgasm Orgasms

• Today

  May 27, 2014 · 1 min read

  I want to see you in every stage of getting dressed — and I want every stage to remind me you’re mine.

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  Instructions Nudity

• Snapchat

  May 25, 2014 · 1 min read

  When you send me a picture, you give me a gift. When you send it on Snapchat, you show me a gift — and then take it back.

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  Criticism
  Distant buddies Snapchat

• Paean

  May 24, 2014 · 1 min read

  A new woman. Blonde, full-lipped, slender, smart, demanding. I have high hopes.

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  Dating Luna

• Astrology

  May 24, 2014 · 2 min read

  A beautiful woman from Tinder tried to convert me. Not to her bed, sadly, but to astrology.

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  Astrology Tinder

• Happy holiday weekend

  May 23, 2014 · 1 min read

  Off for the weekend. Don’t take my silence personally — I’ll be back, and so will Tinder.

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  Tinder

• Update on sofia (virtual jealousy)

  May 21, 2014 · 2 min read

  Sofia’s pussy used to be mine. Now it’s not — or not entirely. The story of how that happened, and how we both feel about it.

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  Distant buddies Sofia