How to make my cock hard, in three, or maybe four, easy steps.

It’s a new year. Here’s hoping it’s a good one.

The U.S. is broken.

Let’s play a game.

Won’t you help me be hungry?

My mind is spinning fantasies, and that’s a good thing.

I often prefer to be comfortable. On a bed, in a nice room. Tonight, I want something a little more… urgent.

Her lips moved me. I mean that quite literally. If I so much as thought (think) about her lips, my cock moved. (Moves.) I sat in a room, with 50 others, awaiting her arrival. She didn’t know about her power…

I’m a pervert. So are you, probably.

Go see Joker. (And click through to read why.)