Trainers - My Dissolute Life

Fitness – and a smoothie recipe

I don’t usually like green smoothies, but this time, I did! (Also: how I lost 40 pounds, gained back 35, and have lost 20. Plus, a spreadsheet!)

Diana wants my tongue on her clit, my fingers in her cunt.

Diana seems to delight in showing me her ass and her thighs. Who am I to complain?

I love working out with hot women. And I long to keep the evidence I have done so. But I won’t.

In which I unleash my manic desire for women in service of my physical fitness.