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Tinder date
Read moreShe’s tall, toned, and joyously kinky — and our date got me thinking about shame, its absence, and why I need it lurking somewhere nearby for sex to mean anything at all.
Faking it (sofia’s take)
Read moreSofia weighs in on the question of whether the orgasms women send me are “real.”
Faking it, part 2
Read moreThe question isn’t whether the orgasms are real, but whether the sounds are performed — and whether that distinction even matters.
Faking it
Read moreHave women been faking their orgasms for me? I’d never considered it. A snarky new interest has me wondering.
Today
Read moreI want to see you in every stage of getting dressed — and I want every stage to remind me you’re mine.
Snapchat
Read moreWhen you send me a picture, you give me a gift. When you send it on Snapchat, you show me a gift — and then take it back.
Paean
Read moreA new woman. Blonde, full-lipped, slender, smart, demanding. I have high hopes.
Astrology
Read moreA beautiful woman from Tinder tried to convert me. Not to her bed, sadly, but to astrology.