Tinder snark (first in an occasional series)
If you love science, does it matter that you’re a Leo? I think not.
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Breather (hourly hotel? room by the hour?)
In which Tamora sticks my cock in plain view of hundreds, maybe even thousands.
Read moreMy kind of urinal
My cock likes an open mouth.
Read moreThe GOP – party for the century before the last
The Republicans think women are men’s property.
Read moreThe Good Wife and pregnancy
“The Good Wife” has a ridiculous and misogynistic view of pregnancy. Why am I the only one writing about that?
Read moreHolly the supermodel
Like many supermodels, Holly has low self-esteem. She feeds off of praise, so here’s an honest, if praising, description of what I see when I look at her.
Read moreA night with Isabel (hint: no sex)
I had high hopes for my date with Isabel. I planned to take her to a sumptuous sex party. Alas, it was not to be….
Read moreTwo Isabellas
In this amusing case of mistaken identity, I attempt to call a new Tinder crush, but instead, reach a hot woman from my distant past.
Read moreSpeaking the unspeakable (redux)
I went to a bar mitzvah and had thoughts I couldn’t un-have.
Read moreHow to give a handjob (or at least, how to give ME a handjob)
This is how I’d like you to touch my cock. Please.
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