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Job description for a submissive assistant role
Read moreA job description for a submissive assistant role, outlining responsibilities, qualifications, compensation. and the application process.
Aging sucks: a body inventory
Read moreAging sucks, but it beats the alternative.
On m-dashes and ai in my writing
Read moreNo, I’m not letting a robot write my blog. All those M-dashes are just how the transcription comes out.
Ai-powered lingerie browsing site
Read moreJade will wear anything I buy her, and lingerie sites are a nightmare — so I built my own.
Notes to self on a porn library
Read moreI built myself an infinite porn library, and it’s teaching me more about the future of the internet than anything else I’ve seen in years.
Flirting: a night out with judd
Read moreI went out with my old friend Judd — both of us in open marriages — to a lively cocktail bar with the half-joking aim of flirting. We met a group of women at the bar, including one particularly fun blonde, and I reflected on the rarity of having a true wingman and the ongoing question of whether Sydney will call.
Forbidden secret fantasies about margot
Read moreI can’t have this fantasy – Margot isn’t available unless I pay. So here are three versions of it anyway.
Warning: less editing ahead on this blog
Read moreI’m here for me, not for you — and I mean that in the nicest possible way. Expect more typos.
