I bring her pretty, drunk ass to a hotel. And then….

There’s not much I haven’t done. But there is a little.

Somehow, the coincidence of possession and inspiration of envy work REALLY well for me.

Both sides, now.

Window shopping for a distant buddy….

Charlotte and I go to a strip club.

Charlotte greets me nude. After I remind her that’s what I asked her to do.

Some things at which I excel.

What is it that makes me REALLY angry?