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On writing, in moments of distress
Read moreIt’s a mistake to see what I write about here as necessarily a reflection of my mental state, or even what I’m thinking about. Often, it’s simply evidence of my coping strategies.
Writing is like breathing
Read moreIt’s just what I do.
Sometimes
Read moreSometimes the instructions I give result in unmitigated hotness. Ella came for me twice — once on a plane, once upon arrival — and wrote about it so well I don’t care if every word is true.
Women in skirts on stairs
Read moreI’ve been watching women on stairs — not looking up their skirts, but watching them protect against the possibility — and it’s sent me down a rabbit hole about privacy, violation, and some truly bizarre legal priorities.
Procrastination and fear
Read moreWhy do I procrastinate? Because I’m scared.
Thinking about strip clubs
Read moreStrip clubs could be so much better. Don’t you think?
Ponytail height
Read moreA pseudoscientific taxonomy of ponytails and what they tell me about your sexual proclivities.
Good fortune
Read moreI’m a lucky guy. For the most part, I have what I want, and I want what I have.