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• Thinking about strip clubs

  October 30, 2015 · 2 min read

  Strip clubs could be so much better. Don’t you think?

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  Musing
  Strip clubs

• Ponytail height

  October 29, 2015 · 1 min read

  A pseudoscientific taxonomy of ponytails and what they tell me about your sexual proclivities.

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  Musing
  Hair

• Good fortune

  October 29, 2015 · 3 min read

  I’m a lucky guy. For the most part, I have what I want, and I want what I have.

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  Musing
  Happiness

• Body language and sexuality

  October 29, 2015 · 3 min read

  What I imagine I can learn about a woman from watching her turn a page.

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  Paean

• Toilet seats

  October 26, 2015 · 1 min read

  A brief, uncharacteristic rant about entitlement, laziness, and porcelain.

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  Musing

• A difference between then and now

  October 20, 2015 · 1 min read

  I used to experience beautiful women as a rebuke. Now I experience them as a reminder.

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• I have a new toy

  October 17, 2015 · 1 min read

  Ella edges for me, on command. Listen.

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  Audio Good girl Orgasm Orgasms

• My “date” with sofia

  October 15, 2015 · 2 min read

  Sofia and I finally had a “date” — fifteen minutes, a coffee shop, a man in a suit behind me, and three orgasms (hers).

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  Memory or fantasy?
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