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The good wife and pregnancy
Read more“The Good Wife” has a ridiculous and misogynistic view of pregnancy. Why am I the only one writing about that?
Holly the supermodel
Read moreLike many supermodels, Holly has low self-esteem. She feeds off of praise, so here’s an honest, if praising, description of what I see when I look at her.
A night with isabel (hint: no sex)
Read moreI had high hopes for my date with Isabel. I planned to take her to a sumptuous sex party. Alas, it was not to be….
Two isabellas
Read moreIn this amusing case of mistaken identity, I attempt to call a new Tinder crush, but instead, reach a hot woman from my distant past.
Speaking the unspeakable (redux)
Read moreI went to a bar mitzvah and had thoughts I couldn’t un-have.
How to give a handjob (or at least, how to give me a handjob)
Read moreThis is how I’d like you to touch my cock. Please.
Cynicism
Read moreDoes marriage require deception? I like to imagine it doesn’t for me.
“i want to suck your cock”
Read moreThere really is no more lovely sentence in the English language.