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• The good wife and pregnancy

  October 1, 2016 · 2 min read

  “The Good Wife” has a ridiculous and misogynistic view of pregnancy. Why am I the only one writing about that?

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• Holly the supermodel

  September 29, 2016 · 2 min read

  Like many supermodels, Holly has low self-esteem. She feeds off of praise, so here’s an honest, if praising, description of what I see when I look at her.

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• A night with isabel (hint: no sex)

  September 28, 2016 · 1 min read

  I had high hopes for my date with Isabel. I planned to take her to a sumptuous sex party. Alas, it was not to be….

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• Two isabellas

  September 27, 2016 · 2 min read

  In this amusing case of mistaken identity, I attempt to call a new Tinder crush, but instead, reach a hot woman from my distant past.

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• Speaking the unspeakable (redux)

  September 27, 2016 · 1 min read

  I went to a bar mitzvah and had thoughts I couldn’t un-have.

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• How to give a handjob (or at least, how to give me a handjob) 

  September 26, 2016 · 1 min read

  This is how I’d like you to touch my cock. Please.

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• Cynicism

  September 24, 2016 · 1 min read

  Does marriage require deception? I like to imagine it doesn’t for me.

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• “i want to suck your cock”

  September 18, 2016 · 1 min read

  There really is no more lovely sentence in the English language.

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