Safe dates (2)
As much fun as you can have with your clothes on.
Read moreAs much fun as you can have with your clothes on.
Read moreSex makes dates hot. But sex is not what makes dates hot.
Read moreSomehow, when I see a wedding or engagement ring on an attractive woman, I make a lot of assumptions about her.
Read moreI don’t think it’s a mark of optimism to have a glass that’s only half full. Mine isn’t.
Read moreA somewhat detailed description of how I get myself off. And, a picture of my cock. (A first!)
Read moreI wish there were more porn that I liked.
Read moreHave you watched “The Americans”? I can’t. fucking. stop.
Read moreAnya is smoking hot. Too bad she only wants me when she’s drunk.
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