How to give a handjob (or at least, how to give ME a handjob)
This is how I’d like you to touch my cock. Please.
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“I want to suck your cock”
There really is no more lovely sentence in the English language.
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Want to help me out? Job description enclosed. Apply within.
Read moreDispatches from Lexy
Lexy talks a bit about the WeVibe, and about the possibility that her pussy has been hacked.
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In which my cock is observed, and appreciated, in a coffee shop.
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What searches lead people here? What searches should lead people here? How’d you find this blog?
Read moreMore ruminations about porn
Porn I’d like to watch.
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