Two Isabellas
In this amusing case of mistaken identity, I attempt to call a new Tinder crush, but instead, reach a hot woman from my distant past.
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Speaking the unspeakable (redux)
I went to a bar mitzvah and had thoughts I couldn’t un-have.
Read moreHow to give a handjob (or at least, how to give ME a handjob)
This is how I’d like you to touch my cock. Please.
Read more“I want to suck your cock”
There really is no more lovely sentence in the English language.
Read moreWanted: secretary
Want to help me out? Job description enclosed. Apply within.
Read moreDispatches from Lexy
Lexy talks a bit about the WeVibe, and about the possibility that her pussy has been hacked.
Read moreFunny story
In which my cock is observed, and appreciated, in a coffee shop.
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