George Carlin was truly one of the great sages of the 20th century.

I don’t want you to want to please me. If you do, I will be disappointed. And, likely, disappointing.

The first word people think of when they hear “Trump”? Rapist! Confirmed by poll!

Trump wants to back us Jews into a corner: support him or else.

Most of what I want can be boiled down to the feelings associated with transient states, to impermanent, short-lived sensation.

Between longing and fear lies… hotness.

I want to find you on your knees. No preliminaries, tonight, please. Nude. Hands behind your back. Mouth open, head back, eyes hungrily on mine. Give yourself to me that way, please. Just tonight.

When we meet…. Here are some options for you to consider.

Just a simple, gestural, incomplete list of some things I like.

My cock needs you.