Golden showers and the FBI: LBJ vs. DJT
Trump’s version of LBJ’s dictum: I wanna be peed on.
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Kellyanne Conway
This may be the least sexy post I’ve ever written. It’s about Kellyanne Conway.
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In which I imagine you doing something profoundly hot for me.
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The power of smell to transport me never ceases to astonish.
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Like a good extrovert, I am energized by my encounters with thousands of people each day.
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Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.
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I love to look at a woman’s mouth.
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