On not writing
You can’t ever get what you want. But if you try sometimes, you just might find… you get what you need. And I need.
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On the bus with Cialis
In which I rediscover a distinctly adolescent sensation.
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I haven’t been writing all that much.
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Trump’s version of LBJ’s dictum: I wanna be peed on.
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This may be the least sexy post I’ve ever written. It’s about Kellyanne Conway.
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In which I imagine you doing something profoundly hot for me.
Read moreOlfactory memories
The power of smell to transport me never ceases to astonish.
Read moreThe subway
Like a good extrovert, I am energized by my encounters with thousands of people each day.
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