H

Fidelity, honesty, and commitment among the unfaithful.

She’s holding her pictures hostage, and I’m negotiating with a terrorist.

She stood me up two nights in a row, and two nights in a row, I let her. This isn’t a complaint about her — it’s an observation about me.

H has her own vision of our first date. Seems to me, either way, I win.

I changed my mind about the drink.