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Sex doesn’t excite me
Read moreWhat gets me hard isn’t your body — it’s knowing you need me to do what I’m about to do to it.
Reticence
Read moreI’m told I’m intimidating. This always amuses me. What’s intimidating you isn’t me — it’s what’s inside of you that I touch.
Do i have a story for you…
Read moreSoon. I’m working on it. But stay tuned.
Paean
Read moreA woman on the train, so pretty I become a 17-year-old boy.
As always, voice matters
Read moreYour voice matters more than your face, your body, any of it. I keep trying to articulate why, and I’ll keep failing, and I’ll keep trying.
Superpowers
Read moreMy superpowers include orgasmic control, cunnilingus, and doing anything other than what I probably should be doing.
Doppelganger
Read moreAt a party, I posed a question about double penetration to my namesake. He walked away. An old friend, though, was happy to debate the point.
Personal ads
Read moreBefore the internet, there were personal ads — and a horny teenage SWNRJM, 17, spent hours poring over them, hunting for evidence that some woman, somewhere, might want him.