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She’s 25 or so. Ginormous brown eyes. Ginormous. Fake eyelashes. Improbably, impossibly long. White lace patterned Muslim head-scarf, over a[…]
Read moreToday featured three micro-rejections. Nothing big. Well, that’s not quite true: once upon a time, all three would have qualified[…]
Read moreIt’s been four months since we did this, but Hy and I are back, with two more dissolutes. We have[…]
Read moreI couldn’t sleep. My stomach was upset – acid indigestion. I made the mistake of having two glasses of grapefruit[…]
Read moreI don’t write about politics often, because I figure it’s not my politics that brings you here, and it’s not[…]
Read moreYou know how I love me some orgasms. Here are two recent ones from Rose. One, from just before we[…]
Read more“You really are difficult,” Sofia wrote to me. She’s right, of course. We were talking about how I respond to[…]
Read moreI sat in a swanky bar, waiting for Rose. I was wearing jeans and a pink/white candy-striped shirt. (“You look[…]
Read moreI’ve been writing about “the talk,” and a reader sent me a link to Hersake.com. It seems like their goal[…]
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