Am I writing about you?

Andrew Cuomo is a venal, nasty piece of shit. Don’t be fooled. But enjoy this funny ode to him, nonetheless….

Same song, different day, AGAIN.

Same song, different day.

This is a list of a few porn stars I like. Currently. With cute pictures of each of them.

In which Marina gives me a tour of her bikinis.

My “quarantine buddy.”

Do this for me today. Please.

That’s all.

My hunger is easily gratified. If not satisfied.