Tinder
Once again, Tinder has suspended my account. I was about to write a fun post on my various Tinder interactions,[…]
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A Tinder message I enjoyed
Jesus fucking Christ thank you for writing so much about your cock and what to do… I think I may[…]
Read moreFucking coffee attitude – a rant
I often go to a coffee shop. It’s lovely. Big, spacious, high ceilings, long tables, great wifi. It is, however,[…]
Read moreI won’t be this shy forever
We sat in a swanky bar. Isabel looked good enough to eat in her tight black dress and black tights. She[…]
Read moreLos bibilicos
There was a massage parlor I used to frequent. I briefly frequented. It was, in many ways, simply too good[…]
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Read moreThe Varieties of Tinder Experience
(with apologies to William James) This is not an inclusive list. It omits all of the women I really enjoy[…]
Read moreA first time
I think the first time I use you, I will, first, ask you simply to kneel for me. And I[…]
Read moreWhat might have been
We meet. It’s the first time we are meeting. It’s early in the day. You have given me your sexual[…]
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