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Abercrombie and fitch
Read moreThe only company whose spam I can’t stop receiving.
A question, and some answers
Read moreIn which I’m asked by a woman how she might most effectively conjure a FWB or threesome…. Seriously. (Is it that hard for a woman? I’m really shocked.)
Mean girls
Read moreI’m kind. Not everyone is.
We aren’t exterminating…
Read more“Criminal alien” is the language of demonization, not enforcement. Immigrants don’t scare me. White nationalist sociopaths? They terrify me.
Thinking about sex
Read moreWhat it means to me when V sucks my cock.
I tell myself stories
Read moreThe three stories I tell myself, over and over, and what they might say about me.
This is not who we are?
Read moreIt’s 1933. We’re Germany. For serious. Are you a Nazi? Or are you in the Resistance?
Anticipating tamora
Read more“I can’t wait to feel you in my mouth,” Tamora wrote, in anticipation of an upcoming date. And that makes two of us: I can’t wait to feel myself in her mouth. I seriously can’t.
