Marina is my type.

A winter night in Vermont – how I sleep best.

I’ve been to a lot of demonstrations in my life, but none more memorable than this one.

What five DVDs would you bring to your desert island?

In which I describe my “desert island discs,” the records, book, and luxury good I might choose to bring if stranded on a desert island.

When Marina comes to town, I will use her.

Didja ever get a blank postcard?

I want to trick my body into believing that Marina’s cunt ALWAYS belongs to me, even when it manifestly doesn’t.

A young woman seeks an experienced and confident man.

A few of my favorite things, including V’s daily videos, Shabbat dinner, wrong words, and peak SNL on someone else’s mom’s bed.