The beginning of a trip to Checkmate – a New York sex club – with Charlotte and Milica.

Kind of like a scavenger hunt. But different.

Milica likes making me porn. I like Milica’s porn. Yahtzee!

Milica makes us some excellent porn.

I really like Milica’s breasts. I think you will, too.

A smoking-hot first date.

Do I romanticize? I don’t think so. Not so much.

Milica will create some hotness for me. And for you.

Milica’s account of the early days of our relationship.

One Milica ghosts, and, five months later, another appears.