Scotch

For years, all I have drunk is Scotch. I had a hankering for grapefruit. Bourbon + grapefruit? Not what I had in mind.

When I’m high, my mind wanders….

Some things at which I excel.

My first date with Charlotte. Part 1 of… 2? 3?

I drink too much.

Sometimes I manage to convince myself I’m being rejected, even when I’m getting what I want.

I wrote this. Soon, you’ll read it.

There are a lot of ways you can communicate with me. This is a tease – a bit of information as to how I interact with the apps you might use. In my NEXT post, I’ll tell you what I imagine you’re communicating to me with your choice. But in this post, it’s just a little bit of information about how I interact with the various apps on my phone.

I like Scotch.

I sit in a bar. I drink my scotch. I match with a cute, not hot, Indian woman. Verging on girl. She’s 23. “Can you suck?” she messages me. Conversation ensues. Against my better judgement. I explain that, if we…