Masturbation

Pretty much any polling data on orgasms is interesting. Isn’t it?

Today, I want to watch you. I want you to stand before me. I want to see you turn around, and show me your pretty ass, to bend over a little, placing your hands flat against a wall as you…

Key moments in this video, produced, thoughtfully, by PornHub: 1) Beeta-tester. Sorry, Brits. But to us ‘mericans, it’s funny to hear this. 2) Wanking warriors. 3) Jacking ON. I will totally buy this.

I’m listening as you try to make yourself come while talking to me…. I thought I’d live blog it for you. Your voice is cute. I like hearing you taste your wet finger that you sent me a picture of.…

Her hair is long, brown, wavy. She’s got big, full lips – and breasts, and a big tattoo on her side. She’s super pretty. I “met” her on Tinder months ago – maybe two Tinder profiles ago. We haven’t been…

We’ve never met. She hasn’t picked a name yet. I won’t name her unless/until I’ve filled her mouth with my cock. Tinder is what we have in common. But in no time, she was filling my inbox with the sounds…

I’ve been writing about “the talk,” and a reader sent me a link to Hersake.com. It seems like their goal is to be a sort of repository for videos of women talking about, and demonstrating, their masturbatory and sexual techniques.…

Let’s perform for one another. Stand in front of me. I’ll be sitting, stroking my cock through my jeans. You’ll be standing in front of me, in jeans of your own. Your legs will be spread for me, the top…

The other day, I wondered if the women who send me their orgasms are faking them. The comments – always thoughtful – as well as a few back channel communications by e-mail – got me thinking further. “Faking it” is,…

Those black leggings? The ones you showed me yourself in the other day. I love them. I love how they hug your ass, how they feature your pussy, how they make it impossible for me to look away. I want…